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At 11:47 PM on New Year’s Eve, someone always disappears into the bathroom. You know exactly who. The one whose

Last month at brunch, my friend stared at my sweater for a full three seconds and asked where I found

It is October 29th. The invite says costumes required. Spirit Halloween has been picked down to rubber masks and one

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There is always one. The friend who said “I’ll figure it out” on October first, ignored every group chat vote,

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